This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day. 

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
cup herbal tea
1 Hershey kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
the rest of the kisses in the bag
tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with
chocolate-chip topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"

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